So i was watching a makeover story today. It had to girls in new york getting make overs at Henri Bendel's. One of the accesories that the girls got was a riding crop...with a handle covered in pink rhinstones. Which reminded me of an on going conversation i have with Melissa ( not to be confused with Weaver, but best friend melissa). She keeps asserting that I am a closet dominatrix. Yup little sweet me. Does that shock you? doesn't it just make you wanna go "oooohhhhh"? Some people aren't shocked by this statement, and some people are. Strangely enough, it's the people who know me well who aren't shocked by this statement. Friends hear that Melissa thinks I'm a closet dominatrix, and they agree.
I wouldn't really have a problem with this, except no ones been able to explain to me HOW i'm a closet dominatrix? really it's annoying.....everytime i ask they go they can't explain it, i just am....apparently. So please someone explain please, if you agree, or reassure me that melissa's wrong? please pretty please...with a cherry on top...
meanwhile, i'm going to figure out how to make a rhinestone handle for a riding crop...weaver talked me into buying it for a halloween costume....HONEST....stop laughing...please stop shaking your head and smirking....don't make me punish you... ;)